08 March 2016

Basement coffee, cosmetic bitches


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solid cafe, nice people

Finally, a chink saw another chink in a cafe. Although, predictably, a chink saw this (presumably) lesser chink in a downtown cafe: Cafe Myriade in the metcalfe Club Monaco.

First time a chink noticed it, a chink was headed to dunns for some smoked meat 
(yo, not the main my chink?hmmmmm)mmmmmm-

Usual third wave shit. You got your bistro floors, French salon flavor, turquoise single couch along the wall. It's actually a nice cozy little (EMPHASIZE LITTLE) thang, though. This chink is thinking a solid 7/10. What rubs a chunk the wrong way are the various copies of expensive "hipster" new age editions of popular young person books read mainly by strange white bros wearing tortoise shell glasses, lumberjack tuques, big beards (maybe Stan smiths) (apologies to simón, you know I still love you). 

Among the shelves backed by mirrors, 1Q84, second sex, 3 hundred dollar canvas portfolio books on the French Riviera, and 7 hardcover Hilton Als (New Yorker drama reviewer) books glare at a chink as a chink's like, I, too, dislike it: there are things that are important beyond
      all this fiddle.
   Reading it, however, with a perfect contempt for it, one
      discovers in
   it after all, a place for the genuine. 

hmmmm lolno 

 还是汉语  ;最美最纯。
 蒙牛蒙牛;蒙牛蒙牛
 跳过老外;哈哈呵呵


-坎耶韦斯特先生


People a chink saw n shit:
Botox belles
Blonde brutes
Butch bois
(of course)
Basic bItcHes

The place did get stuff ‘locally,’ well they supported local business. On the wall there’s a chalkish sign on a blackboard(?)(that probably costs as much as a chink's cousin's yearly salary) girded by a frame (that looks like a knockoff of one of those fancy french meuuuwzaaay frames(prob made by a chink toddler)) that says:
—LIVRES PAR—
“Drawn & Quarterly”
—PAINS PAR—
“HOF KELTSEN”
—EPICERIE—
• CAFÉ RHUBARBE
• SOCIÉTÉ-ORIGINAL
• St. LEON MAPLE SYRUP
So they’re conscious about local stuff and shit. It’s a good look/vibe/etc. this gets poor homie wei’s approval. But the problem

La question était en anglais et pis j'tais comme:
Well I was a babysitter when I was fourteen years old but I don't think that's any interest for you

is that it’s in the basement of a Club Monaco. But’s it’s nice and isolated

The Japanese are very like... Very good in their design

and the people around say funny things out loud in italics.
(of course in zee quaybaykooowaz accsaunt)

other lesser chink is gone, and a chink's like shit, again we in a place where everyone else is a white woman.

Yet, for all the women in the café, there’s an abject
lack of women authors on the shelves besides the second sex, be-
cause of course,
       let’s complain about there being
only white men in the canon, when we forget

                     About all the other women out there in the
world to read / besides the trite ones that anyone could cite
a chink himself, master misogynist, chinkonfucius women
oppressor
      got like probably more than a

      dozen women writers in the
books in his bag. A chink on most days mainly reads
women if anything else, like shit, all these bitch ass hoes
talking, and they don’t even know joyce carol oates from fucking
john updike

and shit or
      something, because all words said by
a man are sexist oppression PATRIARCHY
joan didion on celine, they Instagram her like bad bitch 
alert; / vogue Instagram that like mad rich alert.

BAD BITCHES ARE THE LINK UP
In all seriousness, you make what you wanna make. A chink made it to America. And yall just complaining about shit you've already got and shit. If you’re dumb and read what people tell you, don’t blame the system. Make your own shit. You can’t find your own books? Maybe you’re just stupid, like bruuuuhhhh. Chink from the fucking 陕北沙滩大山 can find these books. And you whining all day?—shit, code that language bruh—you gotta hide behind those gimmicks bruh?

Here:
Millay, moore, bishop, walker, didion, oates, morrison, hurston, hd. Read that, / Shit maybe you smart / you loyal / you’re grateful. Make some money. / Go buy some books. Shit. 

Dont hate the groove
If a bitch wanna choose gonna shake it loose


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  2. v posh; a JD kinda place

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